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Topic: Funny jokes!

Jokes are great source of entertainment!I want to share some interesting jokes with other community member. I hope you will enjoy.

First person asked: What are the three quickest ways of spreading a rumor (or gossip).
•    Telegram
•    Telephone
•    Tell a woman

Second person answers: Tell a woman
Teacher: Maria please point to America on the map.
Maria: This is it.
Teacher: Well done. Now class, who found America?
Class: Maria did.
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A guy says to his friend, "Guess how many coins I have in my pocket."

The friend says, "If I guess right, will you give me one of them?"

The first guy says, "If you guess right, I'll give you both of them."

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One more
A man receives a phone call from his doctor.
The doctor says, "I have some good news and some bad news."
The man says, "OK, give me the good news first."
The doctor says, "The good news is, you have 24 hours to live."
The man replies, "Oh no! If that's the good news, then what's the bad news?"
The doctor says, "The bad news is, I forgot to call you yesterday."

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Tiabutcher wrote:

One more
A man receives a phone call from his doctor.
The doctor says, "I have some good news and some bad news."
The man says, "OK, give me the good news first."
The doctor says, "The good news is, you have 24 hours to live."
The man replies, "Oh no! If that's the good news, then what's the bad news?"
The doctor says, "The bad news is, I forgot to call you yesterday."

Lmao

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So far So good wink

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Q: What animal rotates at least 200 times after it dies?

A: A rotisserie chicken.